I’m not going to the US Open
a tennis racket in flight
can kill a lot of brain cells
but so can 6 hours in front of the computer
I’m guessing on that one
I should ask my internal medicine guy
Maybe while I’m there
he can give me a referral for that mole on my shoulder
the one with the discoloration
it’s bothering me more than the migraines
but less than the ripped callous
okay those three and
that odd discomfort in my small intestine
yes definitely the small intestine thing
wait is that even my small intestine?
I should google it
maybe I should mention my googling
I need to prioritize
the man has other patients
What if he’s really backed up on the day I make an appointment?
and I contract some kind of rare strain of the flu
from sitting in the waiting room
I just know I will
like the one that killed Gwyneth Paltrow in that movie
what movie was that again?
NO, that was something else
Damn I sure have been forgetting more than I used to
hopefully it’s not early Alzheimers
grandpa Henry had it
come to think of it
Okay, I’m going to call to make an appointment right away.
right after I google that small intestine thing.