when I was young I wanted to be an NBA basketball player, a lawyer
and a CIA agent
I guess I just figured I could practice law during the day
play basketball in the evening
and squeeze in the occasional spy assignment on my days off
Now that I’m older my aim is to get 9 hours of sleep
and figure out how to put together my Ikea furniture.
If my younger self could see me now
he’d probably ask me where he went wrong
I’d tell him the truth
it’s all your fault
you spread yourself too thin.
Pick one thing, and stick with it, you ambitious little asshole.