Stupid Question Of The Day

At the elementary school where I work, there is no such thing as a stupid question

however, when you are fully grown, there are many, many dumb questions

and they are out there

being scooped up by the ignorant, the hurried, and the drunk

just about everyday

For example, today I heard an adult man ask a person behind the counter at a local sandwich shop

if there was “chicken in the chicken salad?”

and then, of course, the earth opened just under his feet

and he fell in

well, that’s what should have happened, anyway

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2 thoughts on “Stupid Question Of The Day

  1. Brieuse Bernhard Piers-Gûdmönd says:

    What time’s midnight Mass?

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