S: Says here 100 years ago this mountain blew its top. 3oo years before that they think there was another volcano.
T: That’s nice. The freezer needs more frozen pops
S: Native Americans musta thought it was the end of the world
T: It’s disgusting in here. You sure the air conditioning is working?
S: I’m pretty sure. I bet they didn’t know their mountain had such secrets.
T: Huh? I don’t remember Shasta last year feeling like this. At least you could swim in those lakes. These sulfur springs you dip a toe in you gotta be airlifted out of the park
S: The lakes were swimmable back then
T: Back when?
S: 400 years ago
T: I’m talking about now OMG–
S: Or maybe this lake wasn’t here at all at that time–
T: And you’re still not listening
S: Honey, God gave us these lakes. Don’t you see?
T: Why would God give us lakes you can’t even swim in?
S: There are cold lakes here.
T: If you don’t mind a little alpine frostbite, sure. You can’t win with this Park.
T: I’m pretty sure God left this place behind a long time ago. And so should we.