really funny Dr. Evil-inspired read by Shawn Van Tol
Bob stood in his viewing room and looked out at the coastline below. The deep blue of the ocean merged into emerald cliffs that spiked the horizon. A long plume of smoke rolled out from a distant volcano. He stood with his hands behind his back, taking in the majestic view, and sighed.
A soft set of footsteps approached. “Master?” asked the humble voice. Bob did not turn to look. “Master, what troubles you so?”
Bob shook his head and allowed his mind to wander while is eyes drifted along the length of the coast. “It’s not the same anymore. The world has changed. There’s no longer a place in it for people like me.”
“It’s true,” he said, turning toward the small man. The minion ducked down out of fear and respect and huddled a small hat close to his chest. Bob reached out and patted the…
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