I’ve got a funny (I hope) bit of fiction in the new issue of Hobo Pancakes. First line of the piece says it all: “It is the rare individual who can say they discovered a new body part on their person.”
I read and enjoy Hobo Pancakes, so it’s really neat to see my byline on their site!
What's He Building In There? 
Well done, Ian! I had no idea where this was going, but I laughed at that ending. I was thinking you did a great job of suspending disbelief, like Kafka at the beginning of Metamorphosis.